👄 “Call Her Rich” — Alex Cooper’s $500M pod. Paramount’s Late Fees. Candy Crush’s infinite game. +LA Lakers Midlife Crisis

👄 “Call Her Rich” — Alex Cooper’s $500M pod. Paramount’s Late Fees. Candy Crush’s infinite game. +LA Lakers Midlife Crisis

Published: August 13, 2026

Duration: 22:00

Unwell raised $$ at a $500M valuation… but Alex Cooper’s business model is still unwritten.

Paramount might not close its Warner Bros acquisition… which would result in the biggest late fee of all time.

Candy Crush is 15 years old and still has 81 million users… because you can never win it.

Plus, the LA Lakers just sold for a record $12.5B - more than any team in any sport anywhere.


$MSFT $PARA $DIS $PG


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