🥪 “AI Can’t Bake Bread” — Jersey Mike’s IPO. OPEC for Demand. Nantucket’s Influencer Drama. +Weather’s “Wet Bias”
Published: July 31, 2026
Duration: 21:45
Jersey Mike’s had the biggest restaurant IPO in 15 years… because investors are hot for cold cuts.
The War in Iran keeps escalating, but oil prices don’t... Because China is now DOPEC: OPEC for Demand.
1 Nantucket store banned influencers, 1 embraced them… And it’s touched a national nerve.
Plus, why do Weather Apps say it’s raining when it isn’t?... Blame “Wet Bias” (it’s messing with our economy)
$JMKE $XOM $META
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