Hard Factor

Hard Factor

byHard Factor

Comedy

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

Episodes(40 episodes)

Episode 1968
Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife | 5.29.26
Episode 1968 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:24 Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife 00:19:20 UK farmer takes revenge on cars parked in his field 00:29:14 Canadian Man with incredible mugshot caught towing cars illegally: Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more...
Published: May 29, 2026Duration: 40m 23s
Episode 1967
One Of The Best Bodycam Videos You Will Ever See  | 5.28.26
Episode 1967 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:45 1967 was a GREAT year  00:05:20 Oregon bill proposes to outlaw hunting and fishing 00:24:25 New bodycam footage released in case of one-handed woman accused of driving and texting 00:34:30 A high-ranking CIA official had $40 Million worth of gold bars stashed in his house Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, a...
Published: May 28, 2026Duration: 48m 34s
Dog Accidentally Uses Shotgun on Woman | 5.27.26
Episode 1966 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Summer Crimes: Dog Shoots Woman with Shotgun in Nebraska, Insane Lawsuit Lady Shoots some Lawyers, and the Garden Grove Chemical Volcano 00:22:57 Dark Sectretz: Hire a hot chick to weep uncontrollably at your funeral!! 00:30:24 Innovations: New Octopi, "Back from the Grave" Drugs, Snake Wrangling, and Solar Panels Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat...
Published: May 27, 2026Duration: 43m 44s
Episode 1965
Talk about a clay court: French Open tennis player’s tummy troubles | 5.26.26
Episode 1965 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:39 Tennis player leaves French Open to take a dump 00:12:34 Japanese underwear threat 00:21:37 New UFO Files Show us Shooting one Down + Alien DNA 00:31:40 Enhanced Games is in the books with 1 world record 00:38:23 Kars4Kids Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out...
Published: May 26, 2026Duration: 47m 18s
Florida Women Gone WILD | 5.25.26
Free Florida Man Friday show, we will be back with new episodes tomorrow 5/26 Brought to you by: Rugiet Men: Head to rugiet.com/hardfactor and get 15% off your ED treatment. Florida woman arrested after crashing golf cart with 21 open airplane bottles of fireball Florida Substitute Teacher Passes out Drunk in the Bus Lane Florida man sets house on fire after fruit dispute Florida AirBnb Couch Piss Chick is BACK with more charges Bonus Dogg: FSU Graduation Tittiesand much more...we hope you...
Published: May 25, 2026Duration: 50m 32s
Woman's Application to "Whites-Only" Neighborhood Denied Over Black Husband | 5.22.26
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Published: May 22, 2026Duration: 41m 57s
Episode 1963
Lyft Driver Uses AI to Fake a Mess and Charge a Cleaning Fee | 5.21.26
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Published: May 21, 2026Duration: 49m 10s
PenisMaxxing and Weed Flies Free Now | 5.20.26
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Published: May 20, 2026Duration: 46m 5s
Episode 1961
The Edgar Haircut is getting banned | 5.19.26
Episode 1961 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:36 First case of e...
Published: May 19, 2026Duration: 42m 37s
Episode 1960
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Is BACK, So Is Ebola | 5.18.26
Episode 1960 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:05 The Pee Pee P...
Published: May 18, 2026Duration: 47m 15s
Chud the Builder Charged with Attempted Murder | 5.15.26
Episode 1959 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:54 Spencer Pratt promises to film the entire time he's mayor, if he wins the Los Angeles race 00:13:35 Trump and Xi meet in China, vibes are high (but maybe not as high in Taiwan) 00:23:33 Chud the Builder...
Published: May 15, 2026Duration: 51m 28s
Alex Murdaugh’s Murder Convictions Overturned and Onion Pockets | 5.14.26
Episode 1958 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 What happened in 1958?: NASA, Michael Jackson and Madonna were born  00:05:20 Supreme Court of South Carolina overturns Alex Murdaugh's double murder conviction 00:19:30 The Punjabi Devils Nor Cal bike gang leader busted trying to flee gun charges 00...
Published: May 14, 2026Duration: 41m 12s
Episode 1957
No More Smoking in San Francisco & Wes is Upset | 5.13.26
Episode 1957 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:46 San Francisco might officially be the worst place ever 00:20:38 Hilarious looking Maryland man sentenced for online threats against Kamala 00:27:26 Time for term limits - Political Bloopers 00:37:04 Cali Mayor Resigns as Chinese Spy Thank...
Published: May 13, 2026Duration: 50m 31s
Episode 1956
Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26
Episode 1956 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone  00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying 00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII 00:36:00 Say goodb...
Published: May 12, 2026Duration: 51m 13s
Government Releases UFO Videos and Men Inlfating Their Ballsacks like Balloons | 5.11.26
Episode 1955 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Ballmaxxing: the trend you didn't know is taking the world by storm 00:25:08 UFO Files Dropped, and there are some pretty insane videos, but also... where are the Epstein Files? 00:35:56 Frenchman caught creating prestigious language award...
Published: May 11, 2026Duration: 53m 50s
Episode 1954
'Adopt Me' Pit Bull Murders Family Dog | 5.8.26
Episode 1954 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:05 Wes is sick 00:02:52 Dog kills another dog while wearing adopt me vest 00:21:34 State Dept targeting Dead Beat Dads who owe $100k+ in Child Support 00:32:50 Kodak Black arrested after leaving ID o...
Published: May 8, 2026Duration: 41m 44s
Kids are Using Fake Mustaches to Watch Porn | 5.7.26
Episode 1953 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 1953 first issue of Playboy featuring Marilyn Monroe 00:04:30 Kids in the UK are drawing mustaches on themselves to bypass the age verification check internet porn  00:21:15 Dolphins share puffer fish with their friends to ge...
Published: May 7, 2026Duration: 41m 57s
Secret Self Service and Hantavirus Cruise Ship | 5.6.26
Episode 1952 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:25 When Nashville Hot Chicken is Too Hot 00:04:45 Spokane Dirt-bike Kid Owns Drunk Lady in Ford Focus 00:10:50 Trump talks to kids about Nukes and Trans during Presidential Fitness Test unveiling 00:26:27 Secret S...
Published: May 6, 2026Duration: 48m 14s
Episode 1951
JPMC Sex Slave Update AGAIN & Sex With Trash Cans | 5.5.26
Episode 1951 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Pat can’t breathe anymore 00:02:40 Cumming and hating it?! 00:05:00 Will you get Stefan Diggs on your team or not? 00:06:35 Even MORE updates to the JPMC Sex Slave saga 00:22:10 Man...
Published: May 5, 2026Duration: 41m 30s
Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26
Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26 Episode 1950 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Kid Rock Pete Hegseth Apache helicopter update 00:09:15 The invasive Bradford Pear trees that smell like jizz are being banned in some s...
Published: May 4, 2026Duration: 46m 46s