#529 - Running Noises, Cubist Javelin and Elis & Johndgerbread Men

#529 - Running Noises, Cubist Javelin and Elis & Johndgerbread Men

Published: April 7, 2026

Duration: 1:04:14

It’s a big/normal day! Everything in Elis and John world just got bigger/stayed exactly the same as before! All praise the Brave New World/status quo!


John’s dressed up in a suit and tie to mark the (non-) occasion, and there’s a 100 points on offer to the listener who can decipher John’s scripted intro.


Beyond everything changing/staying exactly the same, Elis and John try to find the best non-threatening noise to make whilst running to alert non-runners, with some very surprising suggestions. Elis tries to pick himself...