
Not Loveline
byTana Mongeau and Trish Paytas
ComedySocietyCultureRelationships
NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.
Episodes(40 episodes)
WHEN TO MOVE ON + REIGNITING SPARKS IN YOUR LOVE LIFE
Not Loveline is back again from NYC! This week, Trisha and Tana continue their discussion of their NY adventures. And also take some questions from all of you! This week, the girls advise on how to get that toxic man out of your head! And how to know when it's time to move on from him? All that and more on today's episode!
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Published: Nov 24, 2025Duration: 57m 21s
WE'RE MOVING TO NY!? + TANA MET ADAM SANDLER!
Welcome back to Not Loveline! Emphasis on the NOT this week as Trish and Tana are reunited after a few weeks apart in NEW YORK CITY! The girls catch up, talk about Trisha in Beetlejuice, and gush about their favorite parts of the most magical city on earth. And whether or not they see themselves moving here someday! All that and more on today's episode!
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Published: Nov 17, 2025Duration: 56m 46s
SHE PULLED A WHAT ON HIM MID HOOKUP?!?!
On today's Not Loveline it's all about healing, growing, maturing, and learning how to love yourself. And of course if it's crazy or not to pull a...weapon...on a guy mid hookup if he has been spreading rumors about you! Tana and Trish are ready to answer your calls and help you out! All that and more on today's episode.
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Published: Nov 10, 2025Duration: 1h 16m 36s
HE WETS THE BED!! + AM I A BAD MOM??
It's all calls all the time today! Trish and Tana gear up for a rapid fire advice session and take a ton of calls from all of you! We hear from some listeners who feel guilty for being drained after a long day at work, for letting their toddler watch a lot of tv, and for wanting to date a man who makes as much money as them. Plus some tips for a girl whose boyfriend keeps wetting the bed when he's drunk. All that and more on today's exciting episode of Not Loveline!!
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Published: Nov 3, 2025Duration: 1h 11m 6s
THE LIFE OF A FORMER CRAZY GIRL + MOMENTS WE WERE WRONG
On today's Not Loveline, the girls catch up on some more pre-Halloween activities and dish about some recent celebrity sightings! As well as Tana's history with Nick Cannon! Plus the girls share stories of when they crashed out on their partners and were definitely the ones in the wrong in those situations. All that and more on today's episode!
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Published: Oct 27, 2025Duration: 1h 22m 6s
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS, ALEX COOPER, & UNWELL FEST RECAP
On today's spooky episode of Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana serve in their Death Becomes Her costumes and spill all the tea on working with Alex Cooper at Unwell Fest, their chaotic travel experience to get to Vegas and an embarrassing story with a celebrity Tana did not know! All that and more on this festive Halloween episode!!
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Published: Oct 20, 2025Duration: 1h 19m 12s
I'M THE TOXIC EX! HELP! + BF CAUGHT FILMING OTHER GIRLS
Tana and Trisha are back and pushing through any and all tummy troubles, that may or may not be afflicting one of our hosts this week, to bring you another exciting episode of Not Loveline! On today's episode we hear from a caller with an often unheard of admission: "I was the toxic one." Plus how do you respond to finding out your man of 3 years was filming girls' butts at the beach while you were sleeping?? All that and more on Not Loveline!Thank you to our Sponsor:Tinder! Finding a new crush is easier than you think, th...
Published: Oct 13, 2025Duration: 1h 10m 38s
GETTING REAL ABOUT SOBRIETY & POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION
On today's Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana get emotional about their struggles while helping out some callers. For Trisha, she opens up about postpartum depression and how she finds ways to overcome it. And for Tana, she gets ready to celebrate one year of sobriety and discusses her journey on the path to getting sober. And of course, we also gotta have some light questions too. All that and more on today's episode!
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Published: Oct 6, 2025Duration: 1h 5m 1s
TOXIC TIPS, DOUBLE DATES, AND CATCHING A CHEATER!
Trisha and Tana are back again to give you some much requested love and life advice!! This week on Not Loveline we hear from a caller who needs to crash out about a fight she had with her man, two girls who are about to head out on a double date made possible by our lovely hosts, and a concerned caller asking for help getting their friend out of an abusive situation with her ex. All that with a side of personal stories and hot topics on today's episode!
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Published: Sep 29, 2025Duration: 1h 18m 31s
CONFRONTING YOUR CHEATING EX + ACCIDENTALLY PREGNANT!?
Calls on calls on calls today!! Tana and Trish are at the phone and ready to give a ton of love and life advice! On this week's episode the girls hear from some listeners in need of help with going and staying NO CONTACT with a family member. And how to navigate breaking that no contact period. As well as helping a girl who found her boyfriend on Tinder just 12 hours after their break up!!! All that and more on this jam packed episode of Not Loveline!!!
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Published: Sep 22, 2025Duration: 1h 25m 2s
CRASH OUTS AND DISMANTLING BEAUTY STANDARDS
Big and exciting opportunities are coming into Trisha and Tana's lives. This week the girls talk about how amazing that feeling is, while also touching on the fears they have of their success going away. They also unpack the complicated subject of GLP-1s and how the societal beauty standards are really messed up right now. And how that impacts their feelings, and all of us. All that and more on today's yap filled Not Loveline!
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Published: Sep 15, 2025Duration: 1h 22m 53s
CHEATING STORIES, INFLUENCER BEEFS, CONFRONTATIONS!!! 🤯
This week on Not Loveline the girls share some stories about their ex boyfriends cheating on them. Trisha explains her beef with a certain famous influencer, and both Tana and Trisha unpack their non-confrontational natures. Plus all the tea on Trisha's celebrity music video cameo lore. All that and more on today's episode!
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Published: Sep 8, 2025Duration: 1h 15m 27s
MATT RIFE'S ELF COMMERCIAL 🙄 + WHAT NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT HAVING KIDS
Straight man jumpscare warning. This week on Not Loveline the girlies discuss Matt Rife's latest collaboration with Elf Cosmetics and the backlash to it. As well as the rise in rage bait advertising. Tana and Trish also discuss getting routine health screenings, music they are inspired by and the often under-discussed reality of gender disappointment when it comes to having a baby. All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!!
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Published: Sep 2, 2025Duration: 1h 20m 19s
TALKING ABOUT OUR TRAUMATIC FRIENDSHIPS AND CHILDHOODS
This week on Not Loveline the girls go DEEP into their emotions and talk about how triggering it is to see people you had beef with online. On today's episode Tana and Trish discuss Todd's appearance on Jeff FM, how Tana escaped her narcissistic parents' house, and how Trish moved on from her beef with Gabbie Hanna. All that and more on today's exciting episode!
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Published: Aug 25, 2025Duration: 1h 21m 46s
CRINGEY YOUTUBER APOLOGIES + IN LOVE WITH MY GAY BESTIE!?
The calls are IN!! Gotta take 'em all! This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana hear from some listeners in tough situations. How does one identify love bombing? How do you start dating again after your partner passes away? And what do you do if you start getting a little physical with your gay best friend? Is there something more to this or is it just cute platonic cuddle time??? All that and more on today's exciting episode!
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Published: Aug 18, 2025Duration: 1h 12m 57s
THE TRUTH ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY! REGRETS & COMPLICATIONS
This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana influence you and each other from getting plastic surgery, boob jobs in particular. The girls unpack the unrealistic beauty standards society forces upon us and how to celebrate what makes you you! And what's a Not Loveline episode without a little trauma dumping on the side? All that and more on today's exciting episode!
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Published: Aug 12, 2025Duration: 1h 24m 46s
CRASHING OUT, CATCHING UP, AND BABY FEVER!!
Tana and Trish are BACK!! The girls took some time off to recover from touring, sickness, and childbirth and are ready to yap until they just can't yap no more (which is never). This week the girls unpack their insecurities and issues with comparison in the wake of seemingly every influencer getting to be in Happy Gilmore 2 and meet Adam Sandler. And revisit the demons from their past like David Dobrik and Drama Channels. And of course chime in on the controversial Sydney Sweeney American Eagle jeans commercial. All that and more on today's Not Loveline!
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Published: Aug 4, 2025Duration: 1h 43m 51s
AM I CONTROLLING?! NEED HELP BREAKING UP WITH HIM!
Helloooo divas!! This week Trish and Tana are diving right into some more calls from viewers like YOU! On today's episode we hear from a girl who won't let her boyfriend go to a party overnight. Is she being controlling? Or just setting a boundary? And how do you break it off with your on again off again boyfriend when he is struggling with addiction? And what's this about a freaky NYC bar? Find out more on Not Loveline!
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Published: Jul 23, 2025Duration: 1h 16m 38s
HE GHOSTED ME! 👻 NOW HE WANTS ME BACK! 🙄
Trisha and Tana are back to answer your pressing phone calls this week! The girls help our loyal listeners through a number of issues like divorce, self-sabotaging men, and ghosting. Is it a deal breaker if he ghosts you? Or if he misses your rock climbing date? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!
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Published: Jul 14, 2025Duration: 1h 13m 44s
IS LOVE ISLAND ETHICAL? + SOBRIETY OVER DRAMA
The girlies are BACK after a short break from filming and posting. And they are about to drop the biggest yap to ever be yapped in the history of yaps. There's so much to discuss in the world of influencers and pop culture as well as in the lives of these two beautiful ladies. Trish and Tana catch up on life post touring, the ethics of Love Island, and all sorts of other topics. All that and more on today's long awaited return of Not Loveline!!
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Published: Jul 7, 2025Duration: 1h 27m 2s