Woody's Workday Kickoff

Flags across America will be at half mast the next couple of weeks .. which tells you all you need to know about the passing of one of Country's all-time GREATS, Dolly Parton.  We celebrate her unprecedented career here.And, do you have a 'heavy foot?'  A new Triple-A survey about speeding says if you answered "no," you're in the extreme minority!  We break it all down here.Thanks for checking out the "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

With college kids back in school pretty much everywhere .. two companies have come together to offer a quite useful "Dorm Survival Kit!"  Check it out here.And we continue polling you this week asking:  "What's the kinda dumb thing(s) you learned embarrassingly late in Life!"  Call or text the show at 877.937.1039, or email me:  woody@1039themaverick.com.Thanks for making the SWITCH!

Some of us learn seemingly silly, routine things much later in life than others ... so this week we're asking:  "What did YOU learn - much later than most?"And we Hollywood legend Shelly Fabares over the weekend .. we remember her here.Thanks for checking out the "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

More good, clean funny from Phil in Westerville delivering this week's 'Joke-of-the-Week,' and a comprehensive breakdown (state by state) of America's favorite sandwich - see if you agree!Have a great weekend & thanks for checking out the "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

A bear's understandable actions (thanks to a KY bonehead) highlight today's segment of 'Boneheads-of-the-Day,' and with kids back in school now .. let's talk "playing hookey."  Over half of America admits to it.  We have the numbers breakdown here in today's podcast.Thanks for making the SWITCH!

Miranda Lambert is the debut peformer for a new, 4,400-seat venue in Nashville in October ... and Business Insider's important Do's and DON'Ts for your next lunch with the boss (if he/she ever gets around to inviting you)!Thanks for checking out the "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

An Oregon man is sueing the business HE broke into (and got shot) - for $10M!?  Yeah, that story highlights today's "Boneheads-of-the-Day" segment ... and who remembers the Columbia House Record Club (I do!).  Shockingly, it's STILL AROUND - but not for long.  Details here on today's "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

An eight-year-old in PA reels in something that belongs in the Amazon; a bride in the U-K rides into her wedding in "style," and the most digusting cookie imaginable highlight today's 'Newwwz of the WEEEIRD,' and a new survey's out showing each state's favorte SODA.  Guess what's #1 in Ohio?Thanks for checking out today's "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

Longtime 'Woodhead' Phil Turner from Westerville comes through again with good, CLEAN funny with our 'Joke-of-the-Week,' and America has voted:  Who serves up the top vote getter?  You may have never heard of this west coast chain.Thanks for checking out the "Workday Kickoff" podcast!  Have a great weekend.

Alan Jackson blows the lid off record sales in the weeks after his final 'Live' concert .. headlining today's "Nitty Gritty from Music City," and wouldn't you think Columbus would rank somewhere among the top 20 college towns in America?  Nope.

Central Ohio got rocked by probably the strongest storm in over a decade Tuesday causing widespread tree/property damage - not to mention road closures.  ODOT Communication Director, Matt Bruning, joined us to talk about it.And here's an oddball question (to which there was an actual survey released Tuesday):  How often do YOU wash your bathroom towels?Thanks for checking out the "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

Drunken (high?) Wisconsin woman steals an ambulance - NAKED! - highlighting our 'Newwwz of the WEEEIRD' segment, and an Akron couple gets hitched in the most unlikely of places.Thanks for checking out today's "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

We start another week with the stories of three (3) people NOT good at decision making - absolute boneheads, and while we're in the dog days of Summer .. a generally miserable time to be outdoors across the country, some regions - and cities - do it much more than others.  Check out our list.Thanks for checking out the "Workday Kickoff" podcast!

Our 'Workday Kickoff' weekly jokester, Phil Turner from Westerville, delivers another classic (as he does each Friday morning), and word on the street in Hollywood is there might just be a celebrity romance brewing featuring a Classic Country star that no one saw coming!

'Boneheads-of-the-Day returned today .. headlined by an arrest of a Canadian man (who identified himself as a woman) in Flor-ih-DUH - with a DOZEN fake IDs!And a new report from the World Population Review is out listing each state's most dangerous animal - and Ohio's isn't exactly fearsome.Thanks for checking out the Pod!

Garth announced two more back-to-back nights of shows ... again ... highlighting our 'Nitty Gritty from Music City,' and Reddit found an interesting list of things we all SEE, but likely don't understand ... all in today's pod.Thanks for making the SWITCH!

A gross Cruiseline passenger story highlights today's 'Newwwz of the WEEEIRD,' and an interesting financial hypothetical question:  Would you pocked a guaranteed $50k now ... or flip a coin for a shot at $1M (and risk coming away w/nothing).  Interesting stuff!Thanks for checking out our 'Workday Kickoff' podcast, and thanks for making the SWITCH!

Ever see one of those big, green dinosauers in front of a Sinclair gas station?  Apparently, some crazies in MT were bored (and industrious) enough that they STOLE one ... highlighting our 'Newwwz of the Weird' today.And a new nationwide survey is out which asked Americans, 'What tells you it's time to get out of the pool!?'  Some of these results will surprise you.Thanks for making the SWITCH!

Our resident "Workday Kickoff" jokester, Phil from Westerville, delivered an LOL today ... and it's National Drive-Thru Day - who are the fastest & SLOWEST to get you your order?

Details (actual Medical Community FACTS) on how experts are now proclaiming coffee consumption is now GOOD for us!And remembering the smells of those wonderful Movie Nights in the 80's and 90's ... all in today's Pod.Thanks for making the SWITCH!