WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

Now Goldie Hawn didn't actually SAY she was on drugs in the 60's, but she did say she encountered aliens soooooooooooo.....

It's NOT Mexican Independence Day, but it is a good excuse to drink tequlia.

April 25th - City of Fort AtkinsonA man who was possibly intoxicated was trying to smash his guitar over his own head. April 25th - City of Eau ClaireLoss prevention caught a suspect who was committing Retail Theft. When the police arrived, they determined that the man was wanted for stealing from numerous stores in the area, but he had always left the scene before officers arrived. He faces 18 different Retail Theft charges. April 26th - City of Wisconsin RapidsA 12-year-old came to the door of someone else’s house with...

A guy who worked at a Chick-fil-a rung up 800 mac n cheese orders, only to refund them all to his credit card... worth around $80,000. I feel like this may of worked if he did micro-transactions (Office Space) but instead of course his bosses noticed a loss of 80K on mac n cheese. For pulling the dummmmmmbest scheme, Jones should feel shame, shame, shame.

In honor of May 4th...

In this weeks lesson of F around and find out, just because you can, doesn't mean you should...

TJ Miller is at Skyline this weekend. Tickets HERE

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There's a chain of stores in Japan that's selling Pokemon cards to people ONLY if they can pass a 15 question quiz. This helps deter scalpers who know nothing about the game and benefits people who truly want to enjoy the cards. More places should do this... maybe, Ticketmaster? You want to go to this concert? What's the name of the lead singer.

Smart beer is a real thing! I wonder if my boss would let me drink on the job....

Apparently Rihanna shared her weed with Jonah Hill and his friends and it was the kind of weed that makes one poop themselves because that's just what happened. A friend of Jonah Hill pooped her pants after smoking RiRi's weed. I've never heard of such weed and I don't know if I'm relieved or jealous. Sounds like a better time than downing Ex-Lax, but for Rihanna not giving anyone a heads (or butts) up, she should feel shame, shame, shame.

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22 Buddhist monks went on a nice little vacation to Thailand… and instead of bringing back souvenirs, they brought back 242 pounds of kush, which is not exactly what people mean by “spiritual elevation.”Customs opened their bags expecting robes and prayer beads and instead found… a full-on Breaking Buddha situation. Each monk allegedly had about 5 kilos hidden in secret compartments.Most of them were young trainee monks. Authorities said it was one of the biggest drug busts ever at that airport, which is wild because these guys were supposed to be avoiding earthly attachments… not smuggling them in bulk.Even senior Bud...

Where does your favorite place fall on this list?

April 18th - City of WaukeshaSomeone released some balloons in the parking lot of Golden Corral, and one of them hit the power lines, knocking out power to the restaurantApril 20th - City of Wisconsin DellsA person saw lights well off the roadway, and believed that a semi had rolled over "way out in a field.” It was, in fact, a fishing boat with lights on itApril 20th - City of BoscobelDuring just a regular old traffic stop, police learned that the driver had 6 active warrants, from 6 different ju...

A bunch of dudes flying fighter jets followed flight patterns that created the shapes of penises. People who use public flight-tracking maps clutched their pearls and now the Finland Air Force needs to feel shame, shame, shame.