Deep Waters: The Third Secret of Fatima and Ivanka's Brand New Island

Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dylan returning from Italy with food poisoning and 50 silent farts blamed on his infant daughter in economy class, Sam officially declaring himself a solo anarchist who is never voting again, the Three Secrets of Fatima and the Portuguese shepherd children who received apocalyptic prophecies from the Virgin Mary that correctly predicted World War Two, the Vatican suppressing the third secret for 40 years because it was too dark even for the Pope who went pale reading it, the theory that Vatican II was literally Satan infiltrating the Catholic Church...