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What do you get when you cross human fighter jet technology with Goa'uld Death Glider technology? Well, we aren't sure, but the bigger question is: Who are we going to get to test it out? Oh, I know, I know, let's pick two guys from our most forward advance team that travels through the gate regularly. I'm sure they're up to date on their test-flight pilot training. What could go wrong?

*Note to self: next time, don't retrofit an existing Goa'uld death glider, just make the dang thing from scratch yourself. Trust me, bro.

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