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Is this the most hated woman in America? Wait until you hear what she did to her roofers. Plus: Why people are paying to chill in COFFINS, a dude with a Trump tattoo gets deported (wait, what?), and Opie finds something 'illegal' on the beach. Live from the ocean!

Chris Rock at Obama's going away party at Whitehouse! We look at the tell all Obama book by ex lover! Wrong body in the coffin! Opie joined by Jim Florentine, Sherrod Small, Stuntbrain and Rich Vos 5/4

Opie Radio dives headfirst into Baseball Opening Day — why it costs a fortune now and why kids don’t love the game anymore — plus Ron’s insane curb couch score, Matthew McConaughey’s giant head on Jay Leno, and the hilarious mistakes that became everyday classics.Timestamps:00:00 – Ron’s free luxury curb couch & haunted chair from Astoria08:45 – Singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” for Opening Day12:30 – National Waffle Day is a 500-year Swedish mistake18:20 – Popeye spinach myth, potato chips born from spite, Doritos from Disney leftovers35:15 – Why baseball tickets are now insane ($400 for a family at Citi Field...

No Arms, No Legs, Cornhole Champ Murders FriendA quadruple amputee pro cornhole champion — the guy who’s actually good enough to get paid and compete on TV — just got charged with first-degree murder after allegedly shooting his friend point-blank in the passenger seat during an argument, then telling the guys in the back to help bury the body. Wildest story we’ve had in a while.Then we get into the rest:0:00 – Cable company rant + the legendary hairy dump technician story5:30 – Air Canada plane crash at LaGuardia: flight attendant Solange Tremblay gets ejected 330 feet still strapped in her jump...

Trump Iran ultimatum: bomb their energy grid or negotiate—then claims “good talks” for a 5-day pause. Iran: zero negotiations, touch us and the Strait of Hormuz closes. We break down the drama, suspicious Polymarket bets, and market chaos. Plus sugar headache from movie candy, Andre the Giant plane stories, LaGuardia crash (pilots dead), Project Hail Mary review.Timestamps:0:00 – Sugar headache & Project Hail Mary~15:00 – LaGuardia crash~25:00 – Trump Iran ultimatum~45:00 – Polymarket scandalsSubscribe for raw, unfiltered episodes on Trump Iran news and real talk.

Comedian Mark Normand explains why Amy Schumer gets a bad rap and talks aboout why he doesn't think stand up comedian Amy Schumer is not a joke thief. Opie is also joined by Rich Vos and Carl Ruiz.*** Best Last Year of Radio series is the last year of radio Opie ever did.

Relive this classic Opie Radio episode where Robert O'Neill, the SEAL who ended Osama bin Laden, breaks down the entire mission in gripping detail—from the helicopter crash to the final shots. Intense, personal, and unforgettable. Also in studio comedians Mark Normans and Rich Vos 5/3** Best Last Year of Radio is episodes from Opie's last year of radio he ever did.  

Gas prices hit $4 a gallon nationally, oil barrels explode past $119, diesel at $5—FU Friday unloads on the Trump Iran war chaos.Opie rips into Netanyahu's botched negotiations dragging America into a conflict most don't want, Strait of Hormuz fertilizer shortages threatening farmers, and why solar (and the sun itself) is mocking our fossil fuel stupidity while aliens laugh at how we live. Highlights:0:00–15:00 — Gas/oil rant + Netanyahu/Trump war fallout15:00–30:00 — Aliens judging us, White House alien.gov domain, conspiracy tangents30:00–45:00 — NYC self-checkout theft, QR codes, pothole mechanic hustles, Hochul horse-face roast45:00+ — Cream cheese prices, Naked Cowboy legends, Trump Pearl Harb...

German tourist sues NYC taco truck Times Square spicy salsa lawsuit — a $100K claim over "medium" green salsa causing blisters, nausea, and heart rate spikes (proven by Apple Watch).On this Opie Radio podcast episode, we rant New York City absurdities: tourist traps in Times Square, old seedy 80s/90s vibes with pimps and XXX theaters, fast-food fights viral videos, cab fares breakdown, and living high above the streets. Plus Mossad efficiency taking out Iranian leadership, Netanyahu rumors, Beatles "bigger than Jesus" controversy, discontinued large bills trivia (Ron bombs), dancing robot malfunctions in restaurants going viral, AI replacing ac...

NYC cab rides cost $28 for 2 miles now—blame MTA surcharges, congestion fees, rush hour BS, and traffic meter charges. Also, ghost trains in Queens, kids subway surfing for likes, and families paying $40-50 daily just for school drop-offs. Ron Berman shares his unemployment nightmare (new 10-hour work rules, frozen payments, impossible phone holds), plus insane stories like getting arrested for weed delivery (saved by DA change), dodging muggings "around the corner," hippo zoo jumper risking death for clicks, and real dolls looking hotter than real wives. Raw comedy, current events rants, and behind-the-scenes NYC chaos. Subscribe for unfiltered Opie Radio ep...

NYC high-rise wind sway seasick wake-up call, St. Patrick's Day stories, New York City life struggles, poverty in NYC, TSA agents unpaid chaos, war spending rants. I got woken up at 3:30 AM feeling seasick because insane winds made our building rock like a ship—happens 2-3 times a year up high in New York City. From there, Ron and I rip into everything: garbage trucks vs. high-floor isolation, my dad's old dive bar St. Patrick's Day green beer puke fests, Lemmy Kilmister rum & Coke legends, brutal superchat roasts on Ron, shocking NYC poverty stats (even 100K+ earners can't afford basics), TS...

2025 Oscars recap: Why I watched the Oscars for Kylie Jenner front-row shots while the show bored everyone. Michael B. Jordan wins Best Actor for Sinners, Timothée Chalamet snubbed after ballet comments, Marty Supreme turns into a wild mix of hustling, sex scenes, and mafia vibes. Joined by Tony P for no-BS talk on Hollywood politics, plastic surgery perfection (Kylie Jenner glow-up), flat Earth arguments, Netanyahu AI conspiracy theories, and my post-Oscars Rocky Road regret. Raw, humorous, unfiltered conversations on current events, pop culture, comedy roasts, and real-life stories. Perfect for fans of edgy radio rants and behind-the-scenes chaos. Subscribe t...

Strait of Hormuz crisis 2026: Iran lays mines, closes key oil route, spikes gas prices, threatens global economy — we rant hard on why no backup plan exists after generations of warnings. Plus KC-135 refueling crash Iraq no parachutes military decision kills crew, Netanyahu six fingers devil conspiracy, Epstein Trump Putin connections, Bigfoot Sasquatch interdimensional aliens, flat Earth firmament debate, Ernie Anastos death legendary news blooper, pigeon poop car, overpriced Dunkin munchkins, and wild storytelling tangents. Opie Radio FU Friday live stream unfiltered comedy current events real talk.Subscribe now for weekly raw episodes — never miss the no-holds-barred takes. Comment your thou...

Pigeon shit on my leased car, a stolen 27-inch walrus penis bone from Donkey's Place in Camden NJ, Marco Rubio wearing giant clown shoes in the White House, Baron Trump alien hybrid theories, and why Melania Trump's documentary is one of the worst ever made—this episode of Opie Radio podcast has it all. Raw unfiltered stories from a misty beach and Astoria basement with Ronnie Babes, plus diner gossip at Lolly's (the 80-year-old owner who got her own spot instead of working at Friendly's), Ray Liotta starstruck moments, and Trump shoe-buying rants. Real talk, behind-the-scenes radio vibes, current events co...

Opie is at the Ocean cause he had to rush his dog to the vet.  Dog update, Melania documentary savage review and more with Ron the Waiter!

Daylight savings time wrecked Opie and Ron the Waiter this week—waking up at 5 AM, feeling like zombies, and ranting about permanent time changes, heart attack risks, and traffic fatalities from the clock switch. The duo dives into Trump's Iran war fallout: oil hitting $120 a barrel, gas prices soaring 60 cents in a week, diesel up 24% crushing farmers and truckers, and AI data centers targeted in the Gulf. Mixed with wild stories—kibbutz hookups, Ron's first "enveloping" experience, Epstein-Putin-Trump theories, and Opie's injured dog drama—this episode delivers unfiltered comedy, current events breakdowns, and real talk.Raw, edgy, no-BS vibes from t...

Iconic performer dies on stage during his 70th birthday celebration. Opie gets an official chef jacket which drives Carl Ruiz nuts. Also, Carl interrogates Luis on his bachelor party and upcoming marriage. How Carl met his wife! Freaking out a Rabbi! because of DJ Whoo Kid!

Parmesan cheese scandal exposed: many “100% Parmesan” brands contain up to 20% wood shavings, sawdust, and lint—FDA-approved fillers you’re eating on spaghetti and meatballs. Opie Radio podcast with Opie and Ron the Waiter dives into the gross truth behind store-bought Parmesan cheese, fake severed thumb restaurant scams, pubic hair on pizza slices in NYC, Trump’s Oval Office religious leaders prayer circle, World War III religious war theories for Armageddon and Jesus return, AI taking jobs and possibly bringing back dinosaurs, Dee Snider health issues ending Twisted Sister tours, plus classic FU Friday rants on soggy paper straws and more. Raw, humor...

Opie wakes up gutted over The Bear's final season while Ron mocks the brutal chef life that wrecked his dad — stress, heart attacks, and why the kitchen's a suicide hotspot. They pivot to NYC's insane speeder hall of shame (259 tickets in a year? Legend), RFK Jr.'s crusade against Dunkin' Donuts' sugar bombs, and the disgusting post-blizzard poop apocalypse on sidewalks. Raw, filthy laughs, zero filter — tune in for the unapologetic chaos and join the Opie Radio crew tomorrow morning.

Fresh off two brutal weeks bedridden from a back injury he did to himself, Opie is back in the chair and immediately drags Ron into the chaos for the unfiltered catch-up you’ve been waiting for. They break down the insane Anthony Cumia DM saga (“he DMed me to say he didn’t DM me”), the alleged punch outside Rodney’s during Stuttering John’s set, war songs that slap, the Cambridge study proving you got your brains from Mom, and a Rock Hall nominees tease that’ll have you yelling at the screen. Pure O&A energy, zero filter — hit play and wel...