The Morning Blitz

Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for GooseWhen were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness?A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every mealA weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecastKelly was sure Goose was a commando guy

Deshaun Watson was the big news in Ohio and then Jed York said 'hold my beer'How did your kid get in trouble at school already?We want to know if you would eat at this particular restaurantSenior citizens are really enjoying their weed these daysTell us the rule that was created at your work specifically because of what someone did

A ridiculous 'Would You Rather?' that no one wants to answerTell us what you can no longer raw dog and actually have to prepare forGen Z is now telling millennials what isn't cool anymoreThick Rick was ready to run away from the Hollywood CasinoDarth Vader showed up a city council meeting

If 5 kindergarteners came at you every 30 seconds, how many could you take out?We tell you about a conversation and you tell us if it was with a person or A.I.We are headed to Hollywood Casino for Goose's bachelor party tomorrowTell us which of these things just simply should not existWhat specialized insurance do you have to have for your business?

What a Gen Xer wants in order to get him to attend concerts againA teacher established a fart corner in her classroom complete with a signInsults in other countries that are superior to the United StatesIf you could set up a GoFundMe for anything, what would it be?Bluntman from the Gathering of the Juggalos has been arrested

A campaign wants people to seend their pee to cool data centersYou can't go online and say you are going to bomb Applebee'sBlitz Therapy: Her daughter is 19 and dating a 30 somethingWhat high school pranks were pulled on freshmen at your high school?Not realizing you just got stabbed or shot until someone else sees the blood

School starts this week...what is the best movie revolving around high school?Tell us the grossest thing you ever got on yourselfColumbia House is closing down the business after over 70 yearsThe four hosemen of a doomed relationshipDiscounts are great, but not when it comes to plastic surgery

Things get weird when local news people go off scriptAnimated videos of rock stars acting out their lyricsIs Thick Rick boring or is he just a simple kind of man?The strangest teams that Big 10 teams played against in the 1800sThe best states to visit if you are a swinger

Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time.Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000?Funny insults that people don't realize are insultsGoose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald'sTell us who is on your concert bucket list

Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen beforeThere are people who will eat while sitting on the toiletChat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whaleGoose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish

He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissedDr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out thereWhat is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go offIf a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?

Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anywayA woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yardDo you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new placeThe Great Bourbon Affair taste test

Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny BoneGetting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in returnTell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of somethingYou have to be careful when you schedule events during football seasonSpending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it

That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst wayDid you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about itA debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at gamesYou can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually

Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoonWho would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the topThe best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football leagueMost unusual baby names of the past year

Goose created quite the smell through our buildingCelebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobsWe read a crazy story from weird wide webA specific item at Chipotle is now making people sickThe new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends

What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costsTell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouseA theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movieStrange things people have to do for customers at their job

Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear youA town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's goodIf you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begunA judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penaltyHalf of all working people have had sex at work

Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't haveA grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enoughYou have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soapHave you ever given or received a breakup gift?A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day

That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dadThings Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids todayDid you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?What if your penis had its own soundboard?People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies