The Morning Blitz

Is it wrong to punish a first grader for saying 'I Love You' to a girl in class?Memo to people who smoke and drive: The weed breathalyzer is comingTell us your neighborhood pet peeveWe found out Kelly once  tried to outrun the police when she in collegeWhy is it, the older you get, the more things irritate you?

The names of foreign items can be very funny or odd, like Jussipussi bread in FinlandIf you go to dinner with someone rich, do you automatically assume they will pay the bill?You can talk to A.I. Jesus for just $1.99 a minuteCould you do two weeks of digital detox from your phone?Soon, you could get your vaccines simply by drinking beer

How long do you keep a family member's ashes after they pass?The things America does better than any other countryA Ugandan general demands $1 billion and the hottest girl from TurkeyTwo chimpanze tribes in Uganda are having a civil warSwiping on Tinder while in the middle of a major S.W.A.T. operation

Multiple songs with misheard lyrics that all sound like variations of 'fart'Finding a fully intact bird feather buried in your granola barBobaflex stopped by to hangout ahead of their Saturday night show at the NewportWarning labels on things that we cannot believe people need to be warned aboutA dumb debate about a grilled cheese sandwich

According to Microsoft, you should not trust Microsoft CopilotGreat movie scenes that had no impact on the movie itselfHow did things go very wrong when you tried to self medicate?Tell us the thing you have stopped buying just because it has gotten too expensiveThe Gathering of the Juggalos will not return to Legend Valley this year

Tell us the really weird thing your pet doesHave you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round?There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive DobermanWomen used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctorsGoose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to

One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parentsIf you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be?Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific foodMore and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight lossA massive penis parade just took place in Japan

A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade levelWKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio stationNormal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driverHow much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people?Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed

A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt LakeGoose is a terrible JewTell us what you would have on your concert tour ryderSpending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowanceA massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest

Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have videoTell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the moneyDo you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissorsYour cat hates you

Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTokGmail will finally allow you to change your email addressTell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having funA woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak

Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the worldThese survival tips squash old survival mythsDo you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?Sometimes people just say really dumb thingsPeople want an investigation into all the meteor action going on

Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivorGetting everything from free trial offersA TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effectsSomeone signed Goose up to every government web site out thereA calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today

Kids start practicing deception at 10 months oldProfessors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racistMaxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapesThe perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants

The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearanceGoose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwearA better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this yearWhat is the worst neighbor you ever had?

A new world record almost makes Goose blow chunksGoose is trying to get a ride in a truck at Monster JamA woman cheated on her man and married a trainEmily is dating a 30 year old virgin and she needs adviceTell us what you would like in your adult Easter basket

Did you have an imaginary friend and is that still a thing today?Twerking on florida beaches during spring break can now get you arrestedTell us which 80s movies still stand the test of timeThe sport of sperm racing is leveling upAn incredible fact about the movie, American Pie

Is it okay to put your dog poop in another person's trash can?The Justin Timberlake DUI body cam has been releasedLazy teenagers who leave one cube in the ice trayQuicksand has become a huge problem in ArizonaThe best 80s hair metal bands from A to Z

Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny BoneYou have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'The point in life when you stop caring what other people thinkThe best rock band logos

19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone deadTell us something you learned in school that you have never used sinceThings that you can and can't bring on a planeBirds are becoming addicted to nicotineDivorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other