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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
Episodes(40 episodes)
Season 4 - Episode 174
A.I. Soldiers and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-24-26
It sucks when you pick up your cigarette and hit it and realize it isn't yoursGoose has found out that when you get married, you now have to follow rulesWhen you find a bomb, don't put it in your car and drive it to the police stationJapan has told the world that they are now building AI robots for the militaryThings that are wildly overrated
Published: Sep 24, 2026Duration: 1h 30m 14s
Season 4 - Episode 173
Human Sink Hole and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-23-26
Is an animnal cracker actually a cracker or is it a cookie?You can now go to a salon to have someone lightly scratch youIf your Door Dash driver gets in an accident down the street, just go grab foodYou have to be a Metallica fan if you want to win tickets in this contestPeople who try to tell animals what to do
Published: Sep 23, 2026Duration: 1h 26m 42s
Season 4 - Episode 172
Boob Rest and Fileted Bodies - The Morning Blitz 9-22-26
The first ever fight between a human and a robot finally happenedTell us what you overheard being said that you weren't suppose to hearThe Bodies Exhibition will now show bodies in sexual positionsWhat is the craziest thing you ever did during a fight with your significant other?The new 'Boob Rest' pose is the latest trend on social media
Published: Sep 22, 2026Duration: 1h 20m 51s
Season 4 - Episode 171
Renaming Artificial Intelligence and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-21-26
Tell us what your name would be if it was the place you were conceivedA girl explains why she always gets cash back at the grocery store...we are doomedPeople keep killing a scary Massachusetts coyote, but it keeps coming backAre you keeping a serious secret that could upend someone's life?What it really means to be an adult
Published: Sep 21, 2026Duration: 1h 16m 33s
Season 4 - Episode 170
Stolen Mario Music and Barking Dogs - The Morning Blitz 9-18-26
Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU footballComedian, Chris Porter, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyBoneWe think the Mario Brothers video games stole the music in hte gamesIf you can't say your ABCs, then you are going to get cuffedWhat you enjoy going to a nightclub with your parents? That's a thing now
Published: Sep 18, 2026Duration: 1h 40m 45s
Season 4 - Episode 169
Hooking Up At Work and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-17-26
A man builds snowmen around tree stumps due to jerks plowing down kids' snowmenThe majority of women remove their bra as soon as they walk in their home everydayDo you have a room or place at your work where people go to hook up?An Ohio man went full Wolverine after he was sentenced at the court housePeople have parties for strange reasons nowadays
Published: Sep 17, 2026Duration: 1h 17m 48s
Season 4 - Episode 168
The Kids' Menu and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-16-26
There are people with specific things that you just simply do not mess withHow to deal with a boss who brings his 9 year old brat kid to the office all the timeA new pumpkin decoration called "Jabberin' Jack" sings a raunchy songWhat were you so desperate for, that you went to great extremes to get it? Some adults want to eat from the kids' menu and some restaurants will not allow that
Published: Sep 16, 2026Duration: 1h 29m 12s
Season 4 - Episode 167
Weird Kids and Advice For Crappy People - The Morning Blitz 9-15-26
Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could?A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about itTell us how you got injured by something funnyA drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blindYour car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"
Published: Sep 15, 2026Duration: 1h 28m 21s
Season 4 - Episode 166
You Got Knocked The F Out and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-14-26
Goose caused a man to have the worst day of his life at a sports barHow did you get completely knocked out cold?How often you should replace your pillowTell us how your parents destroyed your childhood dreamIs it okay for a woman to breastfeed a baby that is not hers?
Published: Sep 14, 2026Duration: 1h 19m 53s
Season 4 - Episode 165
Free To Fart and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 9-11-26
We revisit what was happening on the Blitz 25 years ago todayHall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk Ohio State vs TexasGen Alpha has changed society by deciding that it is ok to fart freelyWould you take parenting advice from childless people?Tell us how you handle it when someone in line is still shopping at the grocery store
Published: Sep 11, 2026Duration: 1h 33m 50s
Season 4 - Episode 164
Blue Collar Insults and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-10-26
What is that one movie quote you would get a tattoo of?A mayor likes to run around with no pants on and will no longer be mayorWomen admit that they weigh themselves before and after they poopWe reenact drama from social media about the school bus stop You will need medical help if an eel ACCIDENTALLY crawls up your b-hole
Published: Sep 10, 2026Duration: 1h 23m 42s
Season 4 - Episode 163
The Best 'Yeahs' In Songs and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-9-26
We want to know the best "Yeahs" in songsA.I. can now run background checks on first dates or anyone you wantA mom wants to know if it's ok to flirt with a coach to help her daughter make the team?Everyday inconveniences that drive us crazyThe NFL season kicks off tonight
Published: Sep 9, 2026Duration: 1h 34m 11s
Season 4 - Episode 162
Goose Is A Married Man and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-8-26
Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wifeFlorida tourism wants to cross promote the state with GTA6, but they don't know the gamePeople at Goose's wedding were confused by the family dynamic here at the radio stationMake $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop DoggThe greatest sci-fi movies of all time
Published: Sep 8, 2026Duration: 1h 18m 17s
Season 4 - Episode 161
Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-3-26
Goose had to go have a chat with a salon manager and defend Nora's honorBuckeye Hall Of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk Ohio State footballWalgreens has come out with what may be the worst product everWe break out the mythical coin of destiny to find out how things will go for Goose's weddingOne man shows us why you should never go skydiving with cats
Published: Sep 3, 2026Duration: 1h 36m 13s
Season 4 - Episode 160
Viral Badgers and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-2-26
Big Bird went online and asked how everyone was doing and did not get a great responseGoose is over the wedding prep after his rehearsal dinner took 17 minutesWhat do people think they are really good at until they run into a professional?Should there ever be a guest at wedding that slept with the bride or the groom in the past?The serial butt sniffer is back at it again
Published: Sep 2, 2026Duration: 1h 32m 10s
Season 4 - Episode 159
Manly Women and Bat Dreams - The Morning Blitz 9-1-26
What adult thing did you think you would never have to explain to an adult?Things that some women do just like a manBefore you decide to go to the Burning Man festival, you better check out the rulesWomen love to start relationships with prisoners and now we have the reasons whyAccording to Ranker.com, Ohio does not put off very good vibes
Published: Sep 1, 2026Duration: 1h 29m 28s
Season 4 - Episode 158
Hot Takes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-31-26
Wagers are now being placed on Goose's weddingGoose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draftKids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries?Tell us when you got into a big fight with your significant other before a huge eventGoose asked his fiance for one last day at home by himself before their wedding
Published: Aug 31, 2026Duration: 1h 26m 8s
Season 4 - Episode 157
Car Troubles and Strange Laughs - The Morning Blitz 8-28-26
There was Goose with a broke down car off the road while in dire need of a bathroomVin Diesel tried to sing Dolly Parton and it did not go wellThe strangest laughs from people on the internetCompact discs are making a comebackObetz Mayor, Angela Kirk, stops by the show to talk Zucchini Fest
Published: Aug 28, 2026Duration: 1h 24m 19s
Season 4 - Episode 156
Oreogate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-27-26
Police are catching on to burying contraband on festival groundsDue to a possible medical issue with his dog, Goose went golfingFlorida has a dicso chicken problemThe mom drama on social media is blowing up over OreogateWhat is romance and does your partner think you are romantic?
Published: Aug 27, 2026Duration: 1h 27m 7s
Season 4 - Episode 155
Dusty Slay Interview 8-25-26
Our full interview with comedian Dusty Slay
Published: Aug 27, 2026Duration: 11m 33s