Messed Up Movies

Today Griffey and Dandino blur the line between man and machine in Demon Seed. They discuss the films blend of technological and exploitative horror, the focus on man as the evil ghost in the machine, and Proteus's insane plan for the future of his AI mega brain. This movie rises above the explotative, trashy concept to become a real Messed Up thinker.  Synopsis: A scientist creates Proteus--an organic super computer with artificial intelligence which becomes obsessed with human beings, and in particular the creator's wife. Starring: Julie Christie, Fritz Weaver, Gerrit Graham Directed b...

It's New Movie Monday! Today, we find ourselves in a tournament of endurance as we fight our way through a conversation about a movie that is far more video game than film. Griffey, Heath and Sam conjure their special powers of bs to analyze the merits of Mortal Kombat II, how it compares to past iterations of the franchise, the lore it invokes from its arcade origins and ask why it was packaged as an R-rated ride instead of a movie aimed at kids. Synopsis: The fan favorite champions -- now joined by Johnny Cage himself...

We're back with another horror movie draft and this one gets chaotic. In this episode of the Messed Up Movies Podcast, we're drafting the BEST found footage horror movies of all time. From classics like The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity to newer nightmares like Host, Deadstream, and Late Night with the Devil. Each of us builds our own lineup, but not every pick goes as planned. Who had the best draft? Let us know in the comments 👇 🎬 Draft Includes: The Blair Witch Project, Blair Witch, REC, Paranormal Activity, Host, Creep, Deadstream, V/H/S...

Today Griffey and Dandino press play another haunted tape in Ringu 2. They discuss the film's interesting approach to sequel story telling changing many of the mechanics of it's predecessor, the introduction of science to battle Sadako, and the idea of the tape going "viral" as it enters our collective minds. While this movie goes on a very different journey than the original, it manages to deepen the lore and add new mechanics that make it a Messed Up gem.  Synopsis: Reiko takes Yôichi into hiding when her son begins to display frightening powers. Meanwhile, Mai Takano an...

Today Griffey, Heath and Sam go deep into Irish folklore to study the haunted offerings of Hokum, the latest spookhouse horror from Oddity filmmaker Damien Mc Carthy. A mixed bag of story threads that never fully pay off, creepy objects that provide arresting imagery and one amazing sequence in a hotel room that could be one of the scariest scenes of the year. We're evaluating this one from every angle, so go see the movie and come join us for this first movie in a very Messed Up May! Synopsis: A horror writer visits an...

In this episode of the Messed Up Movies Podcast, we put together our ultimate Zombie Movie Draft, picking four films each to build the strongest lineup possible. The conversation goes beyond just picking favorites; we get into what actually makes a great zombie movie. From slow, classic Romero-style horror to fast, chaotic modern outbreaks, each pick reflects a different take on the genre. We debate: Classic vs modern zombie films Fast zombies vs slow zombies Style vs substance in zombie storytelling Which movies still hold up today And which picks might have been a reach…...

Today Griffey and Dandino take a doomed boat ride on The Last Voyage of the Demeter. We discuss the films retelling of one of Dracula's most famous nautical chapters, the new take on the vampric monster in the heart of the ship, and the film's go for the throat apporach to terror. This is a wet and wild Messed Up ride.  Synopsis: A crew sailing from Varna (Bulgaria) by the Black Sea to England find that they are carrying very dangerous cargo. Starring: Corey Hawkins, Aisling Franciosi, Liam Cunningham, David Dastmalchian Directed by A...

Today Griffey, Sam and Nick discuss the new murderous comedy Over Your Dead Body. They discuss the films blending of dark humor and extreme practical effects, the use of time jumping to keep us guessing at as the mystery unfolds, and the stellar cast they knew exactly what kind of movie they needed to make. This is easily one of the most fun flicks of the year and should be seen in a group at the theater, join us in celebrating this wild Messed Up Movie. Synopsis: A dysfunctional married couple retreats to a secluded cabin to...

This time, we're drafting the BEST horror movies of the 2010s. What starts as a simple draft turns into a full-on debate, with some wild picks, questionable strategies, and a few moments that nearly derail the whole thing. From slow-burn psychological horror to brutal, in-your-face violence, this draft covers everything that made the 2010s one of the best decades for horror. We're talking modern classics, cult favorites, and a few picks you might not expect. Let us know in the comments: - Who won the draft? - What movie deserved a spot? <...

Today Griffey and Dandino grab their mitts and head down for a fight in Sin City. They discuss the film's unique journey from page to screen, the blend of noir style with modern aesthetic, and which of these wild crime stories is the top of the heap. Frank Miller's gritty, black & white crime classic made a truly Messed Up Movie complete with a little human buffet.  Synopsis: An exploration of the dark and miserable Basin City and three of its residents, all of whom are caught up in violent corruption. Starring: Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, C...

On this New Movie Monday Griffey, Heath and Sam unearth another mummified horror in Lee Cronin's The Mummy. They discuss how the film feels more like an Evil Dead riff than a mummy movie, the film's wild and intense horror set pieces, and the use of family trauma as the anchor point for a more intimate kind of horror film.  Synopsis: The young daughter of a journalist disappears into the desert without a trace. Eight years later, the broken family is shocked when she is returned to them, as what should be a joyful reunion turns into a...

Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam celebrate the women who are done taking any shit! These are the killer queens of cinema and they're violent, confident and ready to rage! From the ultimate queen - the Xeno Queen herself, to that nasty little doll Tiffany, we're in a big cat fight to draft the ultimate list of femme fatales.   Let us know who won this Draft! Leave a comment on any of our Social Media, Youtube or where ever you find the podcast.  Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie:  https://www.indi...

Today Griffey and Dandino grapple with themselves...lots of themselves in Identity. They discuss how the film builds itself around the core twist of the film, the amazing cast bringing elevating performances, and the bizarre legal machinations of this one man show defense tactic. You can feel the steady hand of soon to be mega director James Mangold and his cast of veteran charcter actors even as the film often speeds towards oblivion.  Synopsis: Stranded at a desolate Nevada motel during a nasty rain storm, ten strangers become acquainted with each other when they realize that they're b...

Today on New Movie Monday Griffey, Heath and Sam face an unexpected interpretation of a cursed artifact of the past - Faces of Death. Is it a remake? A Sequel? A copout? It's a fascinating film that attempts to reconcile the violent imagery inundating our everyday feeds with the spirit of the original film that everyone believed was a snuff film. We praise the performances by Barbie Ferreira and Dacre Montgomery and grapple over our expectations vs this new approach to a notorious title.  Synopsis: A woman, employed as a website content moderator, comes across a series o...

Today we welcome friend of the show and Podcast Perk supporter Kevin Weinmann on the show for another Messed Up Movies Draft. Which character would you want in your fox hole when the end of the world comes calling? Griffey goes with a team of beefcakes led by the likes of John Rambo, Kevin assembles an ecclectic team of scientists and kick ass warriors, Heath regenerates a team of patsys (or Mickeys), and Sam... Guys, we're not sure Sam is surviving this apocalypse. Who drafted the Most Messed Up team for the Apocalypse? Let us know in...

Today Griffey and Dandino try to stay afloat in the 2002 J-Horror classic, Dark Water. We discuss the film's use of the horror of single motherhood, the comparisons and differences with Ringu, and how this little ghost's lonely backstory will break your heart.  Synopsis: A mother going through a divorce moves into a run down apartment with her daughter. A persistent leak from above, visions of a missing girl, and other eerie phenomena become increasingly menacing as clues to a past tragedy come to light. Starring: Hitomi Kuroki, Rio Kanno, Mirei Oguchi Directed by H...

This week, we're diving into They Will Kill You, a movie that lives up to its title in all the weirdest ways. Between chaotic moments, questionable decisions, and a few White Claws along the way, things get… loose. Join Griffey, Heath, and Sam as we break down the madness, call out what works (and what absolutely doesn't), and try to make sense of a movie that might not want to be understood. If you like horror, bizarre filmmaking, and conversations that go off the rails fast, this one's for you. Synopsis: A woman takes a jo...

Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam hit the Highway to Hell as we draft our Most Messed Up Bad Trips. The group debates what makes for the best disastrous cineamatic trips, how the mode of transporation and destination must factor into the equation of horror, and what kinds of monsters we would most want to avoid when we hopefully hit our destinations. From European Pain Rooms, Cabins in the Woods, the crowning of the May Queen, Mutant Hill Folk, and Hungry Cannibals, trips don't get much worse than these! Let us know who won this Draft! Also...

Today Griffey and Dandino dive into Hell's basement in Crawl. We discuss the incredible survival game of Man vs Gator in Florida Basement...during a HURRICANE, how the movie manages to be completely unrealistic while maintaining white knuckle thrills, and how this feels like a bad sports parents road trip movie.  Synopsis: Gigantic alligators swarm around a young woman and her father as floodwaters engulf their home. Starring: Barry Pepper, Kaya Scodelario Directed by Alexandre Aja Youtube: https://youtu.be/blM2D5n5GOo Help us make our first f...

Today on New Movie Monday Griffey, Heath and Sam are toyed with by the new Shudder Original, Dolly. We discuss the film's new monster slasher, the often disturbing gags the film unfurls, and how the movie uses The Texas Chainsaw Massacre as spine of this new nightmare. If you aren't prepared to join us in playing with Dolly, you may want to hide your shovels.  Synopsis: A young woman is abducted by a monstrous figure intent on raising her as their own child. Starring: Fabianne Therese, Sean William Scott, Ehthan Suplee, Max the Impaler <p...