Junkfood Cinema

Brian and Cargill gather the flock to sing the praises of the dearly departed Tim Curry! In this main-feed installment of SepTIMber, your favorite hefty heathens pass the basket for a little hostage comedy filled with New Testament gags and old familiar faces. Get ready to praise the lord and Pass the Ammo!SepTIMber is in full swing over on Patreon, with commentaries and mini-sodes covering all manner of Curry chaos!

The worst little podcast in Texas takes a trip to The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! It is cinema's most wholesome brothel. Lord have mercy on our souls. We will always ALWAYS love Dolly! Support us Patreon! 

It’s chop til you drop on this week’s JFC!!!Brian & Weinberg go to the mall today, but they’re not alone now. They will try and survive Corman’s Killbots (aka Chopping Mall)!!!Thank you, have a nice day. Support us on Patreon! 

It's your one-way ticket to midnight (snacks) as Brian & Cargill invite you to take that ride on Heavy Metal! Are you ready to rock Canadian style???Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill remember Hayden Panettiere as they Remember the Titans. This episode may not be perfect, but it WILL be perfect! Support us on Patreon!

In memory of the late, great Chuck Russell, Brian and Cargill battle corruption, alligators, and gravity with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the wildly underrated Eraser! RIP Chuck Russell; gone, but never erased. Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargil are goin’ south!Will they make it back?Enjoy some Southern Comfort courtesy of Walter Hill! Support us on Patreon!

Get revved up, Junkions, because this new episode has a lot of buzz! Brian and Cargill are joined by David Weiner (director of the In Search of Darkness documentary series) to brutally dissect one of the most foundational and terrifying horror films of all time. Who will survive The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (episode)?And what will be left of them?Support us on Patreon!

This week, Brian and Cargill are on a boat! ...as they pay tribute to the late, great Sam Neill aboard 1989's Dead Calm! It's a cruise into fear...and red meat? Supoort us on Patreon!

He's back from the dead to begrudgingly complete a task he wants no part of....hey, that's also the plot of 1985's The Heavenly Kid! That symmetry is sweeter than high school cafeteria wedding cake! Support us on Patreon! 

America? F**k yeah! Enjoy this explosive July 4th spectacular as The Salisboyz take on Team America: World Police!We promise…you will never look at Rocket Pops the same way againSupport us on Patreon! 

Brian and Scott jump behind the wheel of Christine…and are never seen again! Well, I mean, it’s an audio podcast. So you didn’t ever see them in the first place.Just cruise into this episode on what is perhaps John Carpenter's most personal film? Support us on Patreon!

Direct from Argo City, Brian is joined by artist/actor John Gholson (Man Finds Tape) to discuss Supergirl!No, not that Supergirl…the other Supergirl.Also Brian really dislikes Underdog for some reason? Support us on Patreon!

Whatcha gonna do, brother…when Brian and Greg MacLennan run wild on Suburban Commando?Support us on Patreon, what...are your fingers frozen today???

Brian and Blake are Gleaming the Cube! …possibly…still don’t fully understand what that means Support us on Patreon!

Brian and Weinberg set out to prove satire isn't dead, even if a bunch of alien bugs are, with Starship Troopers! Come on, you apes, you want me to type forever? Support us on Patreon!

Eric Szyszka from We Hate Movies returns to the show as he and Brian climb to the very peak…of the nadir of Die Hard ripoffs! This episode is truly Crackerjack! See WHM at STLV in Vegas!Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and his Lil Bruddah Blake take the podcast downhill as they discuss the 1986 skateboard flick that made Josh Brolin want to quit acting. But don't worry, they ain't bashin' Thrashin'!Skate. Or. Die. Support us on Patreon! 

GDT's first American movie is definitely a big swinging flick, and Brian & Weinberg are here to bug you with all their opinions on Mimic! Scurry on over to Patreon to support JFC! 

Completing the 1985 James Spader bully double feature, Brian & Cargill tread on some Tuff Turf.Listen before Ultron tries to wreck the episode again! Support us on Patreon!