SCP Archives

"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan...

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv ...

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah...

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah...

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript Patrons Jan 8 - Jan 14 Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett Cast & Crew SCP Archives...

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood...

Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house   Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even.   But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their dreams.   Content Warnings: Screaming, Gunshot SFX, A whole bunch of curse wor...

SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.   Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, Weapons of mass destruction Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons  ...

  SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.   Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment,  Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons  Pt 1  - Dec 16-21 M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william seymour, and Alissa Wiles   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by...

Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected. Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like pr...

Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like pr...

 This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date.Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language.Requested by Evil Guy on Discord.TranscriptPatrons Dec 1 - 15Sam Rotman, Sinnamoroll, Calla, Beth P, James, Jose Arias, pdxbird, Neil Durkin, Markus Barbossa, Robert Powell, Kit Barlow, Patrick McMillen, Scruffles the Wo...

 SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height. Content Warnings: Fire, emetophobia, gunshots, supernaturalTranscriptPatrons Nov 23-30Ben Evans, A.J. Rifle, SleepyBee, Leonard Papszun iveus, Keegan Scher, Rhyus Farseer, Denn, Kelly Nunya, Josh Lastname, Jacob Perry, Damian X Face, and Zak Watson! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz...

   SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existential dreadTranscriptPatrons SparkyOpossum, Ember Beckman, Lilith Night, ImmeasurableHeaven, Garrett Levin, Todd Caputto, Matthew Cambell, Fangerionix, Alexandru Zugrav, Elijah Barlow, LokiXero, Willow, Lavender, Amelia!, Gabriel, and Courtney Sanders Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-8670 was written by InactivityScript by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jesse Ha...

SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in the 18th century.  Content Warnings: Animal death, death of loved one, claustrophobia. Transcript Patrons Nov 1-12Chloe Calloway, Luna the Trans Chillet, Von Robinson, Jack Philbrick, Damion Hammann, Obscure Monarch, Steve Moon, Rowan Gallagher, Griffey Green, Erik, Antonysam, Cole Higginbotham, ToadTheTree, Leah Bender, Ryan Warby, and Hauntlink  Find theaters and showtimes for Return To Silent Hill at t...

  SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height. Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear carnageTranscriptPatrons Oct 23 - 31Sinner Leaders, Galaxy Eating Dragon, Galmatrax1, Shadow Strike, Aaron, Dave Baxter, Tristan Lewis, Ian, Jonathan Fritz, QuillGimmuk, Kyle Herford, Finn, HtOakenshield, ShinyMills, Ketrik Beck, The Hate Tank, Dragonthedrake, Kevin Alexander, aand Mr_Bile Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-799 was written by PhotosyntheticSCP...

SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter. Content Warnings: End of the world, Gun violence,  Foul language, Body horror, thalassophobia, Humans swallowed whole, Infectious diseases, Alcohol abuse PatronsIcecreamtruck56, Jed Linafelt, Jacob Watt, Tyke Arbon, DownWithTheThickness3425, Titian Vermin, Nikkyb5y, DatKat, Zazo, Sylas ONeil, Tristan Wentworth, Jacob Jordan, and Max Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-835  was wr...

SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262 currently resembles a multicolored Neoplan Skyliner bus with "DAEGU CITY TOUR" printed on the exterior, along with images of unconfirmed origin.Content Warnings: References to nuclear bombing, imperialismTranscriptCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-6262 was written by WaspusScript by LoggerheadNarrator - Mick WheatonSCP-6262 - Giancarlo Herrera<p...

Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of fresh red meat, a large hand woven wicker basket, and one liter of human blood.Content Warnings: War, gore, suicide, violence, self harm.TranscriptPatrons:Oct 8-14Kevin Sanchez, KBD Shadow, Awolf123, Tormod, AwesomePickel, RedGen, Harley Jacob Hannon, Ben Tabor, Drew, and Shawn Kyle ReedCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-4715 w...

SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which are decorated with REDACTED-brand Christmas lights at a density of approximately fifteen lights per square meter of housing.SCP-784 will always be covered by between 12 and 33 centimeters of snow, though no unseasonable weather will occur above SCP-784.Content Warnings:  Festive ViolenceTranscriptPatrons Oct 1-7Wolfy, Gabe Soza, Daniel Pepper, catpeople,  Lincoln Smith, Nick Jones, Draconix, Inpachi1138, guy1701, Mackenzie S., Grulgor, and Andrew Scott Verdeja...