r/TalesofNeckbeards | FAT GERALT WANTS TO SAVE 'TEEN MOM' FROM A BABY THAT ISNT EVEN HERS! UHH WHAT?

Witcherbeard is a neckbeard that we've only experienced in passing, and there is a large part of me that is grateful for that fact. This neckbeard story specimen feels a kinship with our OP and insists that he can save her from teenage motherhood. But as with most beards in our tales of neckbeards, he doesn't stop to consider that the baby might not even be hers... Hilarity ensues, as always.

It doesn't matter what your background is, you always need to treat people like people and not use them simply to get off. Neckbeards seem to learn...