3-Bit Gamer Show

It's the RAM wars!  Also, a lot of talk about AI and art.  We buy some popular video game characters some gifts.  JD picks his Dice of Destiny game(s).

This week there is a lot of union talk and then we review some of the trailers from the Game Awards.  Peterson gives a review of Expedition 33: Clair Obscur.

This week Netflix now owns the Nemesis System, Todd Howard makes a use case for AI, Saudi Arabia owns almost all of EA, and some riblets.  We add the Nemesis systems to different IPs.  Peterson takes a mully.

On this weeks' sode the Steam Machine price will be, dripping content is not the best sales strategy, and RAM is breaking the economy.  We play a Reindeer Game and Peterson picks his Dice game.

On this week’s sode, Roblox builds a menu for pedophiles, Assassin’s Creed Black Flag is coming out…again, and half of the kids in America want nothing but V Bucks for Christmas. And then JD reviews Supraland for the Dice of Destiny! 

On this episode Steam announces a new console, Rockstar union busting fiasco, Ubisoft stocks are not hot, as well as some layoffs.  We do a couple of First Impression Roses for BALL x PIT and Raccoin.

On this week’s sode, Rockstar’s union busting backfires, Marvel wants more games out of Insomniac, and Fortnite invades The Simpsons. Later, we talk about what kids movies would make good video games, and then JD picks a metroidvania for Dice of Destiny.  

On this week we have Amazon cutting so many jobs because they aren't good at making video games, Nintendo's creature capture patent gets rejected, some union busting, and shitty dungeon.  We play some Crew, Carry, Kill with horror movie characters, and JD reviews Grounded 2.

On this week’s sode, Microsoft demands the impossible from Xbox, Valve crashes the CounterStrike marketplace, and we find out that most games on Steam make less than $100. Then JD gives kudos to salad and we play some Be Kind, Rewind around skins in games. 

This week we have some news about buying habits of gamers, some more unions, Japan trying to crack down on AI, and Escape from Ducktov!  Then Peterson reviews a couple of Next Fest Demos. JD picks his Dice game.

On this week’s sode, Ubisoft pulls out their Confederate flag, Battlefield 6 is EA’s last gasp before the Saudis take the reigns, and Japan opens a new front in Pornogate. Then we play a Peterson-led Reindeer Game (which is always risky), then JD reviews Baby Steps. 

This week Peterson creates our template apology video.  Discord is breeding terrorists, "I told you so" from litigator of Activision Acquisition, and more.  JD asks about games that let us down.

This week the news gets juicy.  And we're not talking pineapple juice (not this time, at least), we're talking about EA getting sold to the Saudis, another mom sues video games for not raising her son, Destiny 2, Costco?, and a bunch of other fun stuff.  Then Peterson talks about revisiting an old mobile game fling, and JD chooses his Dice game.  We also bully some video game execs exclusively based on their names like we're in 4th grade again.

On this week’s sode, Gabe Newell heads to congress, video game TV adaptations are the future, and everyone demands more remakes! Later we miscast some video game movie adaptations and try not to fall asleep on air. 

In the news we have Borderlands 4 and the Pitchford response, Pokemon company files a crazy patent, Pornogate 2025 continues, LocalThunk is amazing.  Then we tell the game devs what games they should remaster.

I promise it gets better.  I'm talking about the audio quality.  It gets better about 18 minutes in.  We do some news and then turn tv shows into games.  Peterson picks his Dice game.

This episode is not brought to you by Pipo Burger but you're going to hear about it.  Nintendo movie studio, Light No Fire, Porngate continues, and Roblox takes over the world.  We talk about Pipo Burger.  Then JD Asks what are the most physically demanding games that aren't Pipo Burger.  Then JD reviews Merge Maestro while very obviously thinking about Pipo Burger.  We reroll the dice and then JD shows Peterson a picture with his Pipo.

This week we get hit again by tariffs, Bungie's boss is leaving, Silksong gets a release date and Trent starts a rap beef with Peterson.  We play some foodio games and JD picks his Dice game.

On this week’s sode, the saga of pornogate continues, Tencent tries to nuh-uh plagiarism, and Roblox is under fire for being a pedophilic hellscape. We do our very last listener top ten, Peterson Asks a great question, and JD reviews Lollipop Chainsaw!

It's a light news sode so we do another listener top 10, Peterson does a first impression of Rematch, and JD selects his Dice game.