3-Bit Gamer Show

On this week, we have ALL. THE. NEWS. Sony is bleeding, Xbox is done with AI, and Rockstar expects GTA 6 to sell one trillion copies. Slay the Spire 2 is getting review bombed–again, the Switch 2 is getting a price bump, and GameStop wants to buy…eBay? JD Picks his Dice of Destiny game.   

 On this week’s sode, Xboxes aren’t popular in Japan, PlayStation isn’t popular with pirates, and Grand Theft Auto 6 isn’t popular with brands.  We propose some new video game pricing strategies and Peterson reviews Slay the Spire 2. 

We cover all bases this week - Microsoft and their unidentifiable strategy, Nintendo getting sued, and Playstation age verification.  We have a bunch of riblets and JD sales reports.  Then we play some Foodio Games about discontinued foods.

This week Rockstar hackers boost the stock price, Roblox age gates don't work, Starfield doesn't work, and Resident Evil Requiem is doing really well.  Also, gamers raging at each other on stage.  Then we talk about IRL perks, blessings, and relics.  Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

This episode is not about hockey.  I don't even think we mention it outside of this one line.  On this week’s sode, indie game devs come to the rescue of other indie game devs, GTA 6 gets hacked, and someone discovered an uncovered prototype of Mike Tyson’s Punch out…without Mike Tyson! Later, we talk about IRL curses we’ve picked up in real life and Peterson reviews Boyfriend Dungeon.

On this week's sode we talk about Porngate updates, Nintendo lawsuit on summoning battle creatures, and a bunch of Riblets.  We wrap up the Types of Fun discussion with Type 3 fun.  Peterson takes a mulligan.

This week the news is rough. We have price increases, layoffs, and...no that's about it.  Then we talk about Type 1 fun in gaming.  Peterson picks his dating sim.

On this week’s sode, Nvidia tries to inject AI into every video game on earth, Krafton owes the former founders a quarter billion bucks, everyone hates Tim Sweeney, and Chinese gamers are so censored, all they can do is review bomb games. Later we talk about Type 2 fun in video games and JD reviews Nitro Turtles

We're talking about the Valve loot box lawsuit, Overwatch co-creator gives a raw interview about the game, Slay the Spire 2 is killing it, and more.  Then we talk about how our IRL routines relate to video games and JD picks his Dice game(s).

In this episode Sony is pulling back from PC releases, malicious idling in Marvel Rivals is causing problems, 80s games are hard, Build a Rocket Boy blames spies on games' failures and more.  Then we talk about if real life was a roguelike.  Then JD reviews his Dice game Outbound.

This week is filled with AI, video game execs being robots, loot boxes, and Pokemon heists.  We play IRL and compare camping and gaming, since JD just got back from a camping trip.  Then JD picks his Dice game.

On this episode Sony shuts down Blueprint because Sony is stupid, Phil Spencer is retiring, Discord age verification, we play a foodio games for limited edition snacks, and Peterson finally reviews his sex game.

On this week’s sode, video game developers are considering the unthinkable…reducing prices! We discuss some PlayStation State of Play trailers, talk about health bars in video games, and then Peterson apologizes (never!!). 

This week we talk about Overwatch 2 renaming itself Overwatch, Ubisoft union reps calling for the Guillemot exodus, and Discord age verification.  We review the Blurstie results and Peterson takes a mully.

This week Project Genie loses investors in the industry, Hasbro is being sued for printing so many cards, Generative AI voted as being harmful for the industry, we talk about the game hooks for Planet Crafter, and Peterson picks his steamy Steam game.

On this week’s sode, we’re back baby! Blursties are over, the holidays are over, the new year is over, and all that’s left is…the rest of January! Ubisoft is crashing and burning, GameStop is closing hundreds of stores, and the CEO of Epic Games comes out in support of AI child porn. Then we gush about Planet Crafter Toxicity until you turn off the episode. It’s gonna be a good one! 

It's the final episode of the 2025 Blursties!

It's the Blursties 2025, y'all!!!  Join us for the first round of nominations.

On this week’s episode, we keep things tight. News is short, koods are brief, and we don’t even have a Dice of Destiny review. If you hate us and you hate this podcast, you’re really gonna love this episode.

This week we're talking about Blizzard and their lofty new game release schedule, a strange GEForce Now policy update, and how tutorials officially suck.  Then we review our predictions from last year and make some 2026 predictions.  We also review our gaming resolutions from last year and make some new ones for the new year.  JD reviews Beastieball and Rack and Slay.