Nobody Grows Weed for Stoners Anymore | Turtle Pie Co

Nobody Grows Weed for Stoners Anymore | Turtle Pie Co

Published: August 26, 2026

Duration: 19:08

Turtle smokes for how weed makes him feel, not how it tastes. He says the market stopped caring about that a long time ago.


He gets into the two things killing good flower: THC percentage and the camera. Strawberry Melon sold fine for years until numbers became the deciding factor. It never got past 26%. Green Dog's verdict was blunt: it's good weed, it tastes good, it gets you high, nobody buys it. And if a jar doesn't photograph well, people won't post it, and if they won't post it, it's almost not worth running.


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