S11E1719 - #1719 Santa vs. Cookie

'Twas the night before Christmas, the sleigh was all set,
But Santa had data he couldn't forget.
He looked at his sensor, the arrow was straight,
A perfect 100 — a number so great.

He adjusted the pump underneath his red vest,
Preparing for travel and feeling his best.
"The night will be long," he remarked with a grin,
"With billions of cookies just waiting to win."

"I need to be bold," Santa said to the deer,
"I've listened to podcasts throughout the whole year.
We don't fear the in...